User Profile

I’m from New Orleans, 22 years old and about 6'3". I have a double major in English (creative writing and literature) and history at LSU - so it's technically sort of like having a triple major. My goal is to write movies/books and teach a bit of college. I plan on going to graduate school to get my MFA at either NYU (for film) or UT Austin (for creative writing).

I'm a writer-by-trade, so one could safely assume me to be a liar and a thief. I'm eclectic, semi-eccentric and generally thrilled by my own awesomeness. I suffer from chronic anxiety attacks, random bouts of extreme paranoia, delusions and sociopathic tendencies. I'm full of fictions and many addictions and I sometimes miss my mother. I drink heavily, seldom admit being wrong and have perfect teeth. I'm drawn toward society and yet one of my most uttered phrases is, "I hate people." I'm not an enigma; I'm a contradiction.

Oddly enough, it seems many find my personality to be infectious and disarming, or something. And although I always preface new relationships (friendships or otherwise) by informing the other that I can often be a bastard, many "clever" people have caused themselves much mental anguish by assuming that I only made the prefaced assertions about myself in jest.

I encourage everyone to make presumptions and/or assumptions about me (if only so that I'm consuming some of your cognitive capacity) as long as those obvious shreds of brilliance don't cause discordance with the things I've already told you about myself. Oh and finally, I know this will come as a shock - I'm a cynic.


[p.s. This will from here forth be something of a supplement to my website (http://www.unknown-arts.com). Anyone who is actually interested in reading about the frivolousness and trivialities of my life should probably check that site first. With that said, I will mirror the entries here when I remember to do so.]